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Jokes
« on: January 28, 2017, 08:12:57 PM »
From here on out I shall be posting a couple of funny/not funny jokes a day....... If you do/dont care, do not post on this page. XD 10/10 FLAWLESS EXECUTION
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2017, 08:16:09 PM »
knock Knock.

Who's there?

The postman.

The postman who?

Look, do you want your mail or not?

That's an interesting name.

The postman then throws the mail and goes to the next house.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2017, 08:17:07 PM »
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?



Depression.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2017, 08:18:16 PM »
Cigars are a lot like hamsters, they are perfectly harmless....




Until you decide to stick them in your mouth and light it on fire.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2017, 08:20:16 PM »
Whats green and has wheels?


A dolphin.


I lied about it being green...and lied about the wheels.


I lied about the whole thing.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2017, 08:21:57 PM »
If there are 3 apples and Alex steals 3 of them, how many are left?


None because Alex got hit by a train.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2017, 11:54:19 AM »
A horse walks into a bar.

Several people get up and leave as they spot the potential danger in the situation.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2017, 12:00:41 PM »
A horse walks into a bar,

The bar tender asks "Why the long face"

The horse replies, "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer"

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2017, 12:53:45 PM »
Why is six afraid of seven?

Because sevens a registered six offender.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2017, 03:10:50 PM »
Why can't dinosaurs clap?





BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL DEAD! HA!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2017, 03:12:40 PM »
Two things they talk about in the Bible a lot is wine and sh*t that's hard to believe. I think the wine came first.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2017, 03:20:28 PM »
What's red and smells like blue paint?

--Red paint.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2017, 03:24:28 PM »
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2017, 04:17:35 PM »
Why did the cult commit mass suicide?



They all got aids.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2017, 09:20:50 PM »
What's brown and sticky

A stick